Download or read book Kids' Kookiest Riddles written by Steve Charney and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2009-09-05 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, theres non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from "Bugs, Beasts, and Birds" to "You Could Have Food Me." There are even "Goofball Poems" like this: Its a dogs delight to bark all night, And a nightingales to sing. And if you sit on a red-hot stove, Its the sign of an early spring. Every one is fun.