Download or read book I Am My Cat's Bitch with Illustrations written by Lindsay N. Pendragon and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-25 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author has written 95 humorous anecdotal stories about his life with cats and all the insanities these little beasties put us through on a daily basis. Such as: The cat that played fetch. What's so great about the "crinkly" noise? The cat as an alarm clock. Kitty dreams. The Zen of laying in a sunbeam. When your cat is an addict. No more tinsel on the Christmas tree. That lovin' feeling. Using your cat as a dish washer. You like to watch. (Why?) The humor is witty and sometimes a bit satirical, and generally for adults (But not x-rated.)