How to Archer
Author | : Sterling Archer |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 246 |
Release | : 2012-01-17 |
ISBN-10 | : 9780062066329 |
ISBN-13 | : 0062066323 |
Rating | : 4/5 (323 Downloads) |
Download or read book How to Archer written by Sterling Archer and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-01-17 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.