101 Terrible Zombie Jokes

101 Terrible Zombie Jokes
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Book Synopsis 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes by : John Rhea

Download or read book 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes written by John Rhea and published by The Undead Institute. This book was released on with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.


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