You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
Author | : Celia Rivenbark |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 254 |
Release | : 2009-09-01 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781429952019 |
ISBN-13 | : 1429952016 |
Rating | : 4/5 (016 Downloads) |
Download or read book You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning written by Celia Rivenbark and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.