Download or read book The Dangerous Book for Middle-aged Men written by David Quantick and published by Preface Publishing. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dangerous Book For Middle-aged Men celebrates that time in a man's life when: You can afford to do all the things you really wanted to do when you were 20! Suddenly you can put a whole Scalextrix track in your attic. Suddenly you can buy an electric guitar and play Smoke On The Water to the cat. And so what if you look like you're a roadie for Last Of The Summer Wine? Dangerous Men don't care. You can do it, so you will! You have the urge to do loads of exciting things but in a manly way! Because Dangerous Men don't just cook - they COOK. With truffles, that cost u210 for one the size of a wrinkled scrotum, and have to be from the right region of France. And they must be served with a side order of blowfish, because you saw that in a James Bond DVD that came free with the Mail on Sunday. You don't mind making a fool of yourself. Why should you? Your family think you've lost it anyway. Your workmates laugh nervously when you suggest they come base jumping with you in the Congo. And the nice new temp can't decide between accepting your offer of champagne and sushi or getting a restraining order.