Download or read book Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes written by Lewis Grizzard and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1997-08-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This time Lewis Grizzard has gone and done it--written a book about sex, as seen through his bespectacled, ironic squint. He tells us why Junior Leaguers don't do it in groups, why Baptists won't do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things. "From the Paperback edition.