Download or read book The Monkey Soldiers written by Jim Traylor and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: War does strange things to people. People do strange things to war. Some of it is funny, some of it not so much; all of it is bizarre. The Monkey Soldiers, a concoction of men, monkeys, and wartime mayhem. Lieutenant Thurgood has a way with monkeys in Vietnam. His sexy wife has a way with GI's on R&R from Vietnam. Lieutenant Thurgood can make monkeys act like soldiers. His wife can make soldiers act like monkeys. Congo Connie and Bonobo Bob make soldiers spend all their money watching them perform their porno act at the FTA Club, the biggest poontang palace in Bangkok, Thailand. The FTA Club is owned by Murphy and Lu Lee O'Shannahan, the drug running couple who flies tons of Opium out of the Golden Triangle. Preston Bridges entertains soldiers at the Club by playing Delta Blues and selling LSD tabs. Then there is Mr. Grady, the cute little Capuchin monkey who steals the neighbor's sex toys and does lewd things with kittens. Last, there is Cheyenne Livingston, the naïve school teacher, her adopted Thai daughter Amy, and Amy's mute twin brother who dresses in a Monk's robe and sleeps in a closet. There is monkey business a plenty when the three wise monkeys decide it's okay to see, hear and speak whatever they please.